"Dreams, Truths and Procreation: The Inspirational Story Behind The Modern Myths of the 2000s, Coming This Christmas."
Story by JessaMar
Connie had always been given to nostalgia, even for things that she hadn't actually experienced the first time. Swing music from the 1940s, old farmhouses, rotary telephones, and fashion from the 1920s or 1960s; it all resonated for her as strongly as the TV shows from her own childhood.
She met Phil at a friend's cookout, and didn't expect that they would hit it off. He worked with computers and spoke eagerly about the latest gadgets; Connie used modern technology willingly enough, but she didn't find anything exciting about it. But Phil didn't look askance at the hat she wore, and when she talked about her favorite songs he immediately looked them up on his phone. Then he pulled out a bluetooth speaker so that they could listen together, and she was tickled to see that it was fashioned to look like an antique radio.
When the virus hit, it was easy enough for Connie to embrace new old-fashioned habits: baking bread, fermenting food, and narrowing her focus to the things she could touch. These things made her feel safer. She didn't mind putting most of her regular routines on hold, but she did wonder if this meant an end to her growing friendship with Phil. They kept in touch a little on social media, but it lacked substance.
Then one cold, sunny morning a small package arrived. It held a flash drive shaped like a cassette tape, and a handwritten note. Just looking at them made Connie feel as warm as her grandmother's cookies.
i.
step one
put the quarter in
prepare to beat your high score
morph into your second skin
joy comes from a joystickor press of the buttons
mash 'em all at onceand can't nobody tell you nothin'
transform under neon lights
conquer every hurdle
whether you're aspiky-haired yellow kid
or pizza-eating turtle
ii.
catch that Pac-Man fever
become an 8-bit junkie
it's more fun than a barrel
tossed at you by a monkey
find your magic sword & shield
to save Hyrule from doom
or use a Hundred Hand Slap
to prevent a Sonic Boom
prepare to hop
across the road
when the coast is clear
and finish any ninja
who says
"Get Over Here"
iii.
zombies ate your neighbors
and there's no one else to save ya
so act like you're a Belmont
and this is Castlevania
defeat those Ghouls ‘n Goblins
every unholy creation
birthed from the sick minds
of the Umbrella Corporation
want the uprising televised?
you've got the solution
set it all to music
and it's a
Dance Dance Revolution
iv.
you can brave the Dragon's Lair
or make Space Invaders bleed
but watch out
for that Asteroid
and stop the Centipede
you've got some dug to dig
you've got some toads to battle
there's bubbles to bobble
and snakes to roll ‘n' rattle
the time has come
you've leveled up
the power's flowin' in you
pull the flag down at the castle
save
and then continue
Poems by YouInventedMe
The power flowed into him, filling his lungs, spreading out in his blood like oxygen, and settling into the marrow of his bones. He felt himself smile in a way that he hadn't since he was a boy learning to cast his first spell. He had devoted decades to the study of magic, but now, now he was magic.
A glow lit the trees around him. He couldn't be sure if it was the setting sun, or if the glow came from his own skin. A beetle crawled on the ground nearby, seemingly unconcerned with what it had just witnessed, but yet its movements were in time with his heartbeat. A bird in the sky flapped its wings to the same rhythm.
A breeze plucked at his hair and clothes. He began to dance, slowly at first; he followed the wind, and the wind followed him. He moved faster, twirling and leaping, until even the fallen leaves were dancing around him. When he stopped, all was still.
A breeze plucked at his hair and clothes. He began to dance, slowly at first; he followed the wind, and the wind followed him. He moved faster, twirling and leaping, until even the fallen leaves were dancing around him. When he stopped, all was still.
Story by JessaMar